Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts - Jim Morrison
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True story. I've ALWAYS had bad experiences with saloons. Just when I stop going to the saloon because I'd rather just live with a long unkempt hair, I would listen to my inner bitch and give it another try. Only to regret it deeply later and be devastated with the outcome. I've come to the conclusion that my bad experience with saloons are caused by my lack of effort in maintaining my hair thus I don't really care about the credibility of the saloon that I go to.
For instance, there was this time when I went to this saloon recommended by a guy friend for rebonding and coloring (I know right, very bad for hair but when I asked the stylist, he said it's fine as long as I do hair treatment after that. Fucker lied.) Long story short, it took me a whole SEVEN HOURS, THREE TRAINEE STYLISTS AND A VERY NUMB BUTT to get everything done. Thankfully, Isabelle wasn't born yet and Amberly wasn't with me. By the end of the day, my scalp was burning and hurting like a bitch I couldn't take it anymore I asked them to rinse off right away! Otherwise it would probably took longer than that. I skipped the treatment, paid, and scurried out of the saloon with a very damaged hair and burning scalp. And I swear to never step into that saloon EVER again or listen to any recommendation given by men. Damn you, Johnny! That was the last time I leave my hair in the hands of strangers.
Until my hair grew long and I got bored of it. Again.
Two and a half year ago, I managed to ignored my hair until it reaches my waist. I was very very pregnant with Isabelle then and me and the mister had had a fight and were in the midst of making up when he suggested that I cut my hair shorter so that I won't feel hot during the one month confinement. Truth is, I don't want to. But because I was too egoistic so I just half-ignored-half-agreed. The next thing I know, I'm in his favorite saloon located at some old flat (slightly better than the ah neh barber who cut under the big tree for 5ringgit one wtf) watching in horror as my hair got chopped of in one shot. Like cutting ribbon ceremony wtf. I wanted to scream and grab the scissors from him and create a mass murder scene there but I was too pregnant and too cool like that I just..let.him. Before I knew it, I look like Rosie O-donnell after she quits her talk show in 2002.
No, I'm not exaggerating. Really laidis.
Perfect length and easy to maintain. Perfect for vain mothers with little time for grooming a.k.a moi
So I went into this saloon. Sat down and show her this picture and chose the color that I want to dye which is blue black. Sat back and chat away happily while she try to achieve the look that I want. When she's done, I look into the mirror and was horrified by what I saw :
Yep, that was me after crying my eyes out as soon as I reached home (and yes, no make up except for smudged eyeliners). You know how tonging your hair always helps to make it look better even if you're having a bad hair day? Well, this was after tonging. Will show pictures of after coming out of shower and natural dried hair later.
But you see, the problem with me is that I can be overly nice to people sometimes. I care about their feelings more than mine even after getting my hair totally sabotaged I still care about how they feel. So I hint to her politely that I didn't like it but she kept on convincing me that "it's very nice ah! suitable for you! (dafug?)". I would say the most fucked up part is when I pay and even signed up for membership.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, BITCH?
The moment I reach home I was in such a mess I picked a fight with the mister and yelled hysterically at him for calling me TWICE when I was at the saloon before I picked up my phone and dialed Ally's number (my bff) and continue crying and sobbing. The conversation went laidis :
Ally : Helloo.... *in chirpy mood*
Me : *still crying* This is all your fault! Why must you have disagreement with your partner over some account problem and decided to close your saloon?!!! It's your fault you bitch your faultttttttttttt $#$%%^@!!@#$#!!
Ally : Erm. What happened? *stoned voice*
Me : I just had the worst hair makeover in my 27 years and now I look like a chao ah lian!!!!!!!!!! *crying more hysterically at the thought of chao ah lian*
Ally : Huh??? Are you seriously like.. crying?
Me : Do I sound like I'm laughing?????? Omg how do I fix this~!! How????? *even the thought of kissing Ian Somerhalder cannot calm me down at this moment*
Ally : Okay... you calm down first okay? We can fix this one.. You send me a picture of your hair now and I will tell you what to do.Me : There's no way to fix thissss! There's practically no more hair left at the bottom and I don't want to cut my hair short so there's no more wayyyyy~ I will have to hide in the house until 2015!!! *at this point I started to just lose control of myself completely at the thought of only able to come out of hiding when I'm already old and wrinkled*
Ally : Nono.. trust me, can fix one.. even the worst haircut is fixable. Right now, take a picture and send to me. Okay?
Me : *stops crying* Okay. *sobs*
After hanging up, I went to snap that picture above and send to her on Whatsapp. After alot of swearings and cursings from her at the lady who turned my hair into a disaster, she suggested that I get a clip on extension. For awhile I actually stop feeling hopeless and we were discussing about which type of extension to get before I finally dozed off.
The next day after washing my hair T_T
(Sorry face too disturbing to show here after whole night of crying)
In the end, I had to celebrate Isabelle's 2nd birthday (we decided to do a small celebration at home the night before) and the following days in this hideous hair T_T Sigh.
Birthday celebration at home. Happy Birthday, sweetie!
Why are you growing up so fast T_T
Too eager to taste the cake. Lols.
So coincidentally, Ally was down with her new bf (show off!) on Isabelle's birthday. She's been craving for cheese lobster since the last time she was here which was 10 years ago so we brought them to Bali Hai for dinner. Major mistake.
The place was a rip-off. Actually we know but we honestly didn't expect it to be THIS expensive. I could get the same lobster, probably even bigger for just a little over RM100 at Teluk Bahang. Initially, we wanted to go to Teluk Bahang but changed our mind as it was raining and we didn't want to drive up as the roads are slippery. Sigh.
The following night, we went to this place called 69 by the beach located at Batu Feringhi. I've always wanted to go since it opened but didn't have the chance. Finally, we went but I must say I'm a little disappointed as the place was quite deserted the whole night and it was Friday! I guess now everyone lepaks at Soju Room. We didn't want to go to Soju because we wanted to have someplace where we can just chill and yak. Well, wish granted -_- Btw, see how hideous my hair is??? The whole night I was so conscious about my hair I tied and untied and tied again because I couldn't make up my mind which one was less uglier fmldoublemax T_T
Brought the kids to Haagen Dazs for ice-cream treats on some weekend. Amberly is such a poser lol. Btw, this was before I went to the saloon to get my hair screwed up by some stranger okay. Hair, I miss you so much T_T
The lips that will put Shiloh Jolie-Pitt to shame. Rofl.
I have no idea why but her lips are usually not this sexy lol but I love it nonetheless. They're so kissable! <3
Current nails design : Mystical pedicure
Bimbo's nails. Pink leopard with crystal stones details. I prefer using stones than acrylic because crystal stones are really more reflective thus prettier. Once you go stone you never look back wtf.
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